Wait! Seeing as how he was discussing favorite foods from his childhood, what better time for a kid journalist to find out something the rest of the nation might like to know too: Does broccoli go well with dog? Is dog meat healthy, and does it taste good?
Speaking of the birds and the bees, here’s an idea: instead of banning the exterminator from exterminating the birds and the bees, how about we ban the extermination of unborn babies?
In dire need of a huge mirror to preach to himself, freedom-snatching, government-advancing, bureaucratic goon Barack Obama, with a straight face, actually told the audience that “History shows us that progress is only possible where governments exists [sic] to serve their people and not the other way around.”
That’s right — Barack Hussein Obama, champion of racial unity, just prior to an important election relegated the Republican Party to a location on the bus where Rosa Parks refused to sit.
onetheless, Mrs. Obama apparently didn’t put off the children, ergo the applause. In fact, they could have mistaken her for being part of the small group of Senegalese elite, which is made up of businessmen, influential politicians, government ministers, university professors, and members of the (ahem) Socialist Party.
As for the African people, someone should inform them that Barack Obama is a son of Hawaii — I repeat: H-A-W-A-I-I — not Africa, because for some reason the signs outside his hotel, possibly borrowed from Ireland, read, “Welcome home, President Obama.”
Energy hog Barack Obama has the audacity to touch down in Africa, suggest that everyone embrace gay marriage, and then proceed to tout an energy program that includes kinetically-powered soccer balls with built-in outlets as one answer to Africa’s problems.
If Obama plays his canonical cards right, he could swap abortion and contraceptive arm-twisting for Catholic sainthood — St. Barry of Social Justice.
Malia Obama turned 15 today, on Independence Day, and is becoming a graceful young women. America hopes their daughters will be afforded the same respect.
Mrs. Obama has been saying for four years that 32 ounces of soda a day will kill you dead, yet is mute when pal Beyoncé pushes Pepsi for $50 million.