With the Melanin Meter and 4 simple rules of engagement, even the whitest of white Americans will be able to survive a beating and further racial harmony.
Michelle Obama is now advocating for the hungry school kids across America to get on the walking bus.
Now that both guys are on the job we can see that Bobby and Barry have similar attributes: Bobby likes ice cream and fishing, Barry enjoys shave ice and pick-pocketing American taxpayers.
Barack Obama, Capo di tutti capi, has enlisted a gang of hard-core, Lefty journalists to convince Americans that Obamacare is an offer they can’t refuse.
Michelle Obama, First Lady and Food Nazi, has so restricted school lunch programs that many kids would rather go hungry than eat their Lima beans!
The Chicago children enrolled at that city’s Freedom School were asked to write letters to Barack Obama, demanding he protect them from violent gun deaths.
Since there’s no such thing as Mexican yogurt, maybe Michelle can tie public school lunch program subsidies to mixing up Greek yogurt with the guacamole?
The anti-SB5, pro-abortion protesters in Austin tried to drown out pro-lifers prayers with chants of “Hail satan.”
Much like the ambulance that may have run over and killed an Asiana Airline crash victim, so Obama has run over America with his rescue plan.
If Obama plays his canonical cards right, he could swap abortion and contraceptive arm-twisting for Catholic sainthood — St. Barry of Social Justice.