Michelle Obama’s Plans to Reorient the Orient

Originally posted at American Thinker. After being holed up for at least two weeks in the White House, Michelle Obama must be itching for another exotic getaway.  With superpower tensions at an all-time high, now is as good a time as any to take a multi-generational mother-daughter vacation to China.  …

Obama Is Going to Train More Americans?

Originally posted at The Blacksphere Barack Obama the Train Wreck said that the United States (also known as “we”) “need to train more Americans.” Obama prefaced his training shocker with an advisory to the Central Connecticut State University audience in New Britain, Connecticut: they needed to “bend [their] knees” so they don’t swoon …

Disagreeing with Gay Marriage May Be Detrimental to Hair Style

Originally posted at The Blacksphere Just when you thought it was safe to get a touch-up from your gay hairdresser we come to find out that unless you want blue hair or crooked bangs, disagreeing with gay marriage can be detrimental to your hairdo. In New Mexico, where gay marriage …

Mrs. Obama Schools ‘Confused and Bewildered’ Grocery Shoppers

Originally posted at American Thinker. I’m “confused and bewildered,” and here’s why: Does Michelle Obama think I’m stupid, or is she the stupid one for believing that intelligent, capable women are “defeated” by grocery shopping? Moreover, should the wife of the person responsible for launching a health exchange website that …

The Brother Barack Obama Doesn’t ‘Keep’

Originally posted at American Thinker. The goal of the president’s newest racially divisive effort, “My Brother’s Keeper,” is to set black and Latino male youth apart from white male youth.  It centers on recruiting businesses and foundations to donate $200 million over five years towards programs that will benefit young …

Eric Holder May Be Departing After All!

Originally posted at The Blacksphere Just days after Attorney General Eric Holder informed states with laws against gay marriage that they didn’t have to obey those laws, the Constitutional critic found himself hospitalized for “faintness and shortness of breath.” At a meeting of senior Department of Justice staff, where the …

Ben Affleck Does the Congressional Congo

Originally posted at The Blacksphere Iranian warships are near US maritime borders.  Immediately after blowing out the Olympic torch, Russian warships docked in Havana, Cuba. The Ruski ships conveyed to Obama, the guy who dispatched a gay delegation to Sochi and refused to let Putin use the gym during the …

The President’s Water-Guzzling Golf and Other Grifter Activities

Originally posted at The Clash Daily After discussing the urgency of drought conditions in California, in a move that could be likened to hosting a televised banquet where Obama and his friends frolic in giant vats of caviar after promoting food rationing to famished people, the president went golfing on …

Mrs. Knucklehead Smiff Calls Millennials Knuckleheads

Originally posted at The Blacksphere Young people of America! The first lady of the United States thinks you’re a “knucklehead.” That’s right, a “knucklehead,” which is defined as “A stupid person; a blockhead…fool; idiot… a stupid, bumbling, inept person.” Merriam-Webster dictionary online lists words that are synonymous with knucklehead, like …

Coca-Cola Must Go, but Condoms Can Stay!

Originally posted at The Blacksphere Michelle Obama and Agriculture Secretary Tom Vilsack (the food stamp guy) are at it again, and Coca-Cola is in the cross-hairs! This time the “Smart Snack Squad” are “straining out gnats and swallowing camels” by announcing and instituting “school wellness standards” that focus only on …