HILLARY ON THE CAMPAIGN TRAIL! Scooby-Dum Visits Chipotle Grill in the Scooby-Doo-Doo Mobile

Originally posted at CLASH Daily. Hillary Clinton has recommenced in her desperate attempt to claw her way from Chappaqua, New York all the back to the White House. As part of the effort, Mrs. Clinton is now traveling around in a van roomy enough to fit Secret Service agents, personal …

Malia’s Asthma and the Asphyxiation of America

Originally posted at American Thinker. Having Obama, the man who took credit for inventing Obamacare at the White House science fair, blame his daughter Malia’s asthma on climate change while knowing full well he was smoking at the time is like volatile actor Alec Baldwin blaming his children’s nanny for …

Articles: Moral Relativism and the Normalization of the Indefensible

Originally posted at American Thinker. An affront to humanity took place in Santa Ana, California when a morally relativistic arbiter, Superior Court Judge M. Marc Kelly, pronounced his sentence on a child abuser. Based on his personal opinion, Kelly said that the events leading up to a three-year-old girl being …

MR. PRESIDENT, HOW ABOUT GIVING SOME BACK? America’s #GimmeFive Questions for Obama

Originally posted at CLASH Daily. America has endured over five years of pure mayhem that has resulted in a national health crisis that has systematically caused politically-induced high blood pressure and heart failure. Despite suffering from a cancerous condition that is currently eating away at the very fabric of our …

Is it ‘Uptown Funk’ or ‘American Funk’?

Originally posted at American Thinker. Based on the message being sent from the White House, America is turning into a country led by a bunch of entertainers resembling intrepid plane passengers who calmly read magazines during extreme turbulence. You know the type: the airplane is being bombarded with lightning, altitude …

Obama calms children as bees swarm his storytelling

Originally posted at American Thinker. Although it sounds a little like a new product for a couch potato suffering from chronic constipation, Michelle Obama’s ‘Let’s Move!’ initiative is celebrating its 5th anniversary of imposing government regulations on a nation that would rather she focus on something besides food. To celebrate …

MICHELLE O COUNSELS: Use Your ‘Voice’ (As Long as It Agrees with Obama)

Originally posted at CLASH Daily. Michelle “Mixed Message” Obama traveled to Cambodia to encourage young girls to speak up. While there, the U.S. first lady told a Cambodian audience that educating girls allows them “to participate in the political life of their country and hold their leaders accountable,” an idea …

Air Obama is headed for tragedy

Originally posted at American Thinker. The world watches in horror as the splintered remains of a Germanwings Airbus are collected off a mountainside. Since the airplane disintegrated, it’s hard to imagine the terror the helpless travelers experienced when they realized their impending fate. Eager to reach a set destination, passengers …

Does America now have a bald FLOTUS?

Originally posted at American Thinker. Michelle Obama is home from her #letgirlslearn swing through Asia and back to hawking fruits and veggies from the stainless steel area deep within the hallowed halls of the White House kitchen. Appearing for a segment on Jeopardy, the million-dollar question has now become: what happened to Michelle’s …