Originally posted at CLASH Daily
Susan Sarandon is the 69-year-old liberal actress who #feelsthebern so intensely that when weighing in on Hillary Clintonâ€™s bid for the presidency tweeted â€œI donâ€™t vote with my vagina.â€ No doubt a vagina voting is, indeed, a disturbing word-picture. However, when she said it, Susan was adamant about making clear that â€œItâ€™s so insulting to women to think that you would follow a candidate JUST because sheâ€™s a woman.â€
Now Susan has announced that when not dating menÂ young enoughÂ to be her son, marching in pro-choice parades, speaking out to raise the minimum wage, or campaigning for that other erotic beast, Bernie Sanders, she wants to contribute to society by directing pornographic films aimed at female audiences.
For analytical purposes letâ€™s leave aside the bawdy nature ofÂ Marlow Mae Marinoâ€™s grandmotherÂ wanting to direct, let alone watch, porn and focus instead on the hypocrisy of the liberal mindset.
Didnâ€™t Susan say that it was insulting for people to think that she would â€œfollow a candidate JUST because sheâ€™s a woman?â€
If thatâ€™s true then how come at the Cannes Film Festival recently, at an event to promote women in film, sex expert Susan lamented that the pornography industry is too focused on men and is in dire need of a womanâ€™s touch, so to speak.
In other words, according to Susan, in film, women can promote their gender but in politics, women cannot and sexy senior citizen Sarandon is the one who sets the rules.
Speaking of porn, when former Secretary of State Madeleine Albright found out some women werenâ€™t voting for Hillary â€œWoman Cardâ€ Clinton, Albright told a New Hampshire audience that â€œthereâ€™s a special place in hell for women who donâ€™t help each other.â€ Wonder whether Madeline believes there is a â€œspecial place in hellâ€ for Grannyâ€™s who fornicate in retirement, exploit women in porn, or argue that the females have a better (ahem) eye for exploring sex on the screen?
Either way, fallen away Catholic Sarandon, who played Sister Helen Prejean inÂ Dead Man Walking, told the British newspaperÂ The Times, â€œI have threatened in my eighties to direct porn. I havenâ€™t watched enough to know what the problems are.â€
If I may? Isnâ€™t it just like a promiscuous liberal to make a statement about wanting to fix something they admit they know nothing about?
Susan continued, â€œMost pornography is brutal and doesnâ€™t look pleasurable from a female point of view. So Iâ€™ve been saying when I no longer want to act, I want to do that.â€ Again, for someone who supposedly doesnâ€™t watch porn Ms. Sarandon sure has a strong opinion on the topic.
Not only that, but an 80-year-old directing porn is as terrifying as 87-year-old Dr. Ruth Westheimer doling out titillating sex advice to twenty-year-olds. Moreover, when Susan says: â€œWhen I no longer want to act, I want to do that,â€ what exactly is the â€œthatâ€ she wants to â€œdoâ€?
For such a smart liberal, activist Sarandon, who has spoken out forÂ women at risk, hasnâ€™t made the connection that women at risk are the ones who typically get involved in porn?
Either way, suffice it to say that besides playing characters like Louise Sawyer inÂ Thelma and Louise, Sarandonâ€™s prolific filmography includes Marmee March inÂ Little Women, Randy Jammer inÂ Ping Pong SummerÂ and Beverly Farley inÂ Mr. Woodcock, as well as a whole host of naked romps on and off screen.
[Susan] was the older, bolder woman who seduced a young widower played by James Spader inÂ White Palace(1988). InÂ Bull DurhamÂ (1990), she was a philosophical baseball groupie who bedded dim fireballer Tim Robbins.Â Atlantic CityÂ (1980) saw her slowly wiping down with a sponge while Burt Lancasterâ€™s aging gangster peeps through her open window.
Of late, when not opining about women in sexually explicit filmmaking, Sarandon has also been criticized for parading around with her aging saggy breasts exposed at the aptly namedÂ SAG Awards.
A supporter of socialism worth $50-million, Susan also supports fornication because she gave birth to three children with men she never married. And when not lecturing on sex in the cinema, Sarandon grants interviews in magazines where she recommends old ladies haveÂ more sex to stayÂ young looking.
In other words, the nana who wants to direct pornography at 80 is no prude:
Sarandonâ€™s most famous erotic scene, though, is undoubtedly her tryst with Catherine Deneuve â€” the latter is a vampire attempting to swap blood, or â€œtransfuse,â€ with Sarandonâ€™s non-vamp â€” in Tony Scottâ€™s 1983 horror flickÂ The Hunger.
Can we all agree that this future porn director/Bernie Sanders supporter is a colorful character?
And here America thought Susan Sarandon, who keeps her vagina out of politics but reinserts it into discussions concerning women and porn, was just another big mouth hypocrite liberal sleaze bag with a crush on a cantankerous old socialist.