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Susan Sarandon’s minimum wage example

AP_Susan_Sarandon_Sanders_12x5_1600Originally posted at American Thinker

Sixty-nine-year-old part-time actress, full-time liberal activist, and all around rich Hollywood bigmouth (she’s worth $50 million) Susan Sarandon nearly broke out crying as she introduced a man who demonizes affluent people like herself.

In northern Iowa, on the campaign trail with presidential hopeful Bernie Sanders (I-Vt.), Susan told a town hall crowd of about 1,000 that she was “feeling the Bern” because, unlike Hillary Clinton, who was for the Iraq war before she was against it, and against gay rights before she was for them, Sanders has never vacillated on either topic.

Dressed in a socialist uniform, Susan wore a newsboy hat, boots, and a lumber jacket.  After having manned the phones with Bernie’s doppelgänger, actor/comedian Larry David, at the “Night of Too Many Stars,” Susan prepared for the part to work a Bernie phone bank with scruffy millennials and old hippies, both of whom are eager to “share her wealth.”

Maybe Susan Sarandon doesn’t realize that, despite her proletarian getup, she’s among the “few” in whose hands, Bernie keeps saying, “all of the wealth rests.”

A few years ago, while talking to Oprah about her Catholic upbringing, the parochial schoolgirl said this: “I just didn’t understand why they would put babies in limbo just because they weren’t baptized… Or why they would say every other religion was bad.”

Wait!  Susan Sarandon is worried about unbaptized babies?

Sorry, but one can’t help but wonder where fiercely pro-choice Susan Sarandon believes the aborted babies she marched for the right to kill end up after being scraped out of the womb into a biohazard bag.

Either way, whatever it is Susan believes, the Louise half of Thelma and Louise has decided to exercise her right to choose by ditching girl power.  Why?  Because according to Sarandon, “gender is not what’s important.  Issues are what’s important.”

Criticizing the contender who should be indicted but probably won’t be, Susan said she prefers Sanders because she wants “a candidate who has the courage to stand to do the right thing when it is not popular.”

Not that Bernie does the right thing, either, but on that point, Susan Sarandon is somewhat correct.  Every chance she gets, Hillary escapes doing the right thing.

Speaking of Hillary Clinton, when not wearing fake cankles and accepting a huge salary for doing absolutely nothing, in addition to pacifism and concern for homosexuals, the actress wants someone in office who will solve income inequality.

Clearly, Susan is put off by Hillary’s unwillingness to take on the fight for a $15 minimum wage, saying, “That is not pragmatic; that’s just cynicism.  That’s giving up before you’ve even tried.”

Simply put, for Susan Sarandon, this time around, an old Jewish socialist with egg salad in the corner of his mouth is a better candidate for president than a Methodist grandmother with blood on her hands.

So how about Susan demonstrate her pragmatic lack of cynicism by donating 90% of her $50-million bankroll to Bernie Sanders?  Then, to drive home her staunch support of the Vermont socialist the Hollywood actress could shame Hillary Clinton by requesting a $15-per-hour salary to star in her next movie.

Geritol Jane and the Sexagenarians

Originally posted at American Thinker blog

Mumia Abu-Jamal supporter Susan Sarandon, Hanoi Jane and Sigourney Weaver, mother to an endoparasitoid extraterrestrial baby, are featured in an upcoming controversial V Magazine issue entitled “Who Cares about Age.” To be honest, even for a Granny, liberal women with Percelona-resistant age spots vamping it up in a glossy magazine is an extremely disturbing assault on the senses.

V Magazine mistakenly refers to the three pinko-leaning ladies as “golden girls.” The magazine takes the word sexagenarian literally because as far as V is concerned, being the female version of an old codger does not relegate an old lady to the granny-panties section of the lingerie department.

In fact, at V Magazine it’s even sexier to be an aging anti-American loud mouth.  Featured in the antediluvian issue is one well-known traitor, a supporter of Revolutionary Communist Party-led groups, and a third woman admittedly “incensed by Sarah Palin.”

V views its publication in the following way: “A place where uptown meets downtown, celebrities mingle with total unknowns, high art converses with underground culture. Chic, wacky, fun, fabulous…in a letter: V.”

Someone should inform the glistening magazine that no amount of makeup, laminates, hair dye or hype erases the fact that the women featured in the aging-radical issue are anything but seductive.

Jane Fonda aka Hanoi Jane is airbrushed and coated with a full layer of putty. The woman who gleefully posed laughing it up with the North Vietnamese Army, steel pot on her head, sitting in the seat of an anti-aircraft gun, at 72 has outgrown sexagenarian status and is now officially a septuagenarian.

Photographed “draping her famous body over a table,” Jane’s derriere is in the air, wrapped in a skintight leopard jump suit.  Ms. Fonda is being labeled a “pin up,” which applies because recently Jane admitted to having some saggy skin pinned up behind her ears.

Then there is Susan Sarandon, the woman who supports cop killer/Black Panther Mumia Abu-Jamal, sentenced to death for murdering Philadelphia Police Officer Daniel Faulkner at a routine traffic stop. No amount of 17th century dark tress wiggery, bare shoulders and smoky eye shadow can mask the sinister side of a pro-choice, pro-gay/lesbian/transgender lifestyle, radical left-winger.

The last living legend featured in the V issue is Avatar/Alien Sigourney Weaver.  Weaver is a fish-loving liberal.  The aquatically inclined Sigourney recently lamented, “I am worried about our fish in the ocean. I love fish. I try not to eat it now because I’m so worried that the populations are being decimated.”

Oddly angular and hair-free in a baseball cap, Ms. Weaver, as well as Susie and Jane are photographed in wrinkle-friendly black and white. Famous for playing chimp lover Dian Fossey, Sigourney is also renowned for emphatically insisting there is nothing salmon fisherman Sarah Palin does, other than wear a skirt, that represents “feminist icons“/Obama Clean Air and Water Act supporters like Sigourney Weaver.

In addition to posing for pictures, post-menopausal feminist-free bird activists/radical enemies of the United States in combat boots have suddenly turned to giving beauty advice to nursing home residents. Sarandon is “very happy to be 64,” doesn’t “want to be 20” and is “much more comfortable” in loose-fitting skin.  Slathered in skin tightening cream, wearing a wig to hide gray thinning hair, Susan, shot through a lens smeared with three layers of Vaseline, insists “Life is too short to be constantly worrying about looks.”

Sigourney, “Remembering herself as the child… bullied at school for being what she describes as ‘a too-tall beanpole,'” said the following: “I yearned to be the pretty one.”  At 61, Weaver has transformed from a rangy recluse into a moth-eaten self-assured sage, saying “If you’re upset with how you look at 25, life’s going to be tough.”

Fonda claims that “being older has made her a much happier and relaxed person.” In fact, sprawling across a table at 72 is not for relaxation, from exhaustion, or a public service message to remind seniors to get an annual sigmoidoscopy, but to prove to the world that being eight-years-shy-of-eighty does not mean a Grandma can’t be a crusty centerfold too.

Jane maintains that senescent “people tend to have less hostility, they have less negative emotions. They tend to see things from both sides.” Being seen from both sides is exactly the reason Geritol Jane made friends with the Viet Cong in her twenties and abused an unsuspecting table in her seventies.

Acting as spokeswoman for the three unsexy seniors, Jane Fonda said “I love being productive. I’m never bored. I’m always coming up with new things… I always want to exteriorize what’s going on inside of me.” Desire to exteriorize may have contributed to the sudden bout of age onset dementia that Susan, Jane and Sigourney simultaneously experienced, causing three ripened actresses to agree to dress up for V Magazine on Thanksgiving, convinced the whole time it was still Halloween.

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