WE’RE DOOMED: Barack Obama Learns About His Belly-Button Lint from Bear Grylls

Originally posted on CLASH Daily Recently, a friend recommended I tune into NBC’s “Running Wild with Bear Grylls”. Seems that instead of “running wild” in Washington DC, Barack Obama, on a climate change junket North, spent a carefully-scripted afternoon “running wild” (if you want to call it that) in Alaska’s Kenai Fiords National Park with extreme survivalist, […]

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After ISIS’s Dance of Death Michelle Does the Conga

Originally posted at American Thinker The young people who went to Paris’s La Bataclan concert hall last week went to party and dance. The problem is that 89 of those that jammed into the Eagles of Death Metal concert ended up dead or missing. A mere 72 hours later, in a stunning display of tactlessness and lack of decorum, at a […]

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Michelle Kvetches to Children with Cancer

Originally posted at American Thinker First Lady Michelle Obama figured now was as good a time as any to visit some sick children. Not the ones on breathing tubes suffering from Enterovirus 68, mind you, but non-contagious patients at St. Jude Children’s Research Hospital in Memphis, Tennessee. After admitting that she dislikes “selfies” but agreeing […]

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MICHELLE O’S OUTRAGED! Defiling Children w/ Tic Tacs

Originally posted at Clash Daily When it comes to what she can and cannot eat, rest assured Mrs. Obama is the one giving the directives, not the one taking them. Yet the woman who, often on a whim, indulges in all manner of Epicurean treats, has taken it upon herself to officially transform America’s public […]

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WILL VENEZUELA INSPIRE MICHELLE? Fingerprinting Food Controls

Originally posted at Clash Daily Hugo Chávez has assumed room temperature but his successor, President Nicolas Maduro, is no less a socialist than the deceased dictator who preceded him. As a result, socialism is working so well in oil-rich Venezuela that Hugo Chávez’s effort to ensure that the poor live more dignified lives has resulted […]

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MY, MY, MY: Will ‘MyCart’ Make Way for ‘MyToilet’?

The goal of all of this is for Michelle – who quite frankly could use a lecture from a “MyCart” herself about steering that caboose of hers a little to the right or left to accommodate wide turns and aisle displays – to stage-manage the whittling of America’s midriff.

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Obama’s $40 Million Travel Tab

Originally posted at American Thinker blog While the American people continue to struggle to survive in any way they can, the Obamas live like leeches on the blood, sweat, and tears of every hardworking person. Days after taxpayers found out that the hotel tab for just two days of Michelle Obama’s eight-day China jaunt cost […]

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Yum-Yum: Michelle O’s ‘Safe Snacking’ for Schoolchildren

Originally posted at Clash Daily The federal government, whose money has been known to finance what they call ‘healthy initiatives’ such as Planned Parenthood, on-campus public high-school health clinics, condom give-aways, and “Transgender Bisexual Gay Lesbian Awareness Day” functions in Connecticut high schools, are now officially banning junk food in schools and calling the injunction […]

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Michelle Obama to China for a Boondoggle

Originally posted at The Blacksphere Itinerant world traveler Michelle Obama is in China for another one of her very private mother/daughter trips. This time the jaunt includes her mother Marion and her two daughters, Sasha and Malia, who may one day be mothers themselves. Excluded from the trip are reporters who may or may not […]

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