Baby Sea Lion Murder at Laguna Beach

Kelly later met with police, who did not issue his daughter a citation because at this time of year it’s legal to walk leashed dogs on the beach. Therefore, Mark Kelly’s daughter’s dog got away with murder, because after dying from his wounds and receiving an impromptu burial at sea, the sea lion was in no condition to press charges.

Employing The Mark Kelly Method

The same applies to Larry Craig, of airport men’s room wide stance/foot-tapping fame. Upon his arrest at Minneapolis-Saint Paul International Airport, Larry could have explained to the undercover cop that he wasn’t seeking to engage in lewd behavior, he was just attempting to demonstrate how easy it would be toengage in lewd behavior.