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Malia’s Asthma and the Asphyxiation of America

imagesOriginally posted at American Thinker

Having Obama, the man who took credit for inventing Obamacare at the White House science fair, blame his daughter Malia’s asthma on climate change while knowing full well he was smoking at the time is like volatile actor Alec Baldwin blaming his children’s nanny for any struggles they may have handling anger management issues as adults.

Besides, with all of the president’s supposed medical expertise and notwithstanding being married to America’s foremost health and nutrition expert, one would think that a man with such a stunning level of brilliance would at least be aware of the American Lung Association’s comments concerning secondhand smoke:

  • Children are especially sensitive to the dangers of secondhand smoke!
  • Children who breathe secondhand smoke are more likely to develop asthma.
  • Children who have asthma and who breathe secondhand smoke have more asthma attacks.

But as usual, truth and logic be damned!  Barack Obama will blame anyone other than himself for whatever negative effects his poor choices and selfish behavior impose on others.

For instance, Obama has condemned G.W. Bush for everything from unemployment to the national debt to the economy to Afghanistan and most recently to the growth of ISIS.  And G.W. is not alone.  Obama faults Congress for his lack of fiscal discipline, the oil industry for high oil prices, Wall Street fat cats for anything he can think of to blame on them, and Fox News and racism for his poor poll numbers.

It’s no secret that six years ago, when Barack Obama emerged from a cloud of choom smoke and ascended from the mean streets of Chicago to the lofty summit of power at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, Marlboro Red was his nicotine fix of choice.  At the time, Malia was ten years old and had racked up a decade, give or take, of inhaling her father’s secondhand smoke.

What we also know is that even though he’s still chewing Nicorette gum (and therefore very likely still smoking), Obama has no shame when it comes to exploiting his daughters to promote progressive policy or make political points.

For example, in 2010, Obama headed to the Gulf of Mexico to investigate the Deepwater Horizon oil spill, eat snow cones, indulge in baskets of fried shrimp, and roll tar balls around on the beach.  The president said it was incumbent upon him to rush down there because 11-year-old Malia was fretting over the disaster.

According to the president, this is what happened: “You know, when I woke up this morning and I’m shaving, and Malia knocks on my bathroom door and she peeks in her head and she says, ‘did you plug the hole yet, Daddy?'”

Now, five years later, to justify taking what he calls “concrete steps” toward the formation of initiatives purportedly directed at dealing with the impact of climate change on public health, including his hosting an upcoming White House Climate Change and Health Summit, Obama has decided that now is the perfect time to dredge up an anecdote about Malia’s asthma.

Hey, wait!  Maybe avoiding a potential asthma attack was the reason the first daughters recently chose not to inhale the fumes of the 35,000 gallons of fuel burned while flying with Mom to Japan.  And maybe that’s why Malia was a no-show at the 137th annual White House Easter Egg Roll.  It’s never a good time for asthma sufferers with potential latent food allergies to spend time rolling eggs around on freshly mown grass.

Speaking of grass, earlier in the week at a roundtable discussion at Howard University, while discussing the environment and public health, Obama brought up his time at Occidental College in Los Angeles.

Forgetting to mention that besides smoking cigarettes, he frequently smoked “reefer” and indulged in druggie-fests while in LA, Obama blamed smog for his inability to suck air.  The president said:

I remember when I first went to college in Los Angeles in 1979, the air was so bad that you couldn’t go running outside. You’d have air quality alerts, and people who had respiratory problems or were vulnerable had to stay inside

In other words, to avoid smog-induced breathlessness, Obama, who’s usually full of hot air, stayed inside and smoked pot, which recent studies claim is far worse for lung health than cigarette smoke.

Then, while discussing climate change in a one-on-one interview with ABC News’s chief health and medical editor, Dr. Richard Besser, the president said this: “What I can relate to is the fear a parent has, when your 4-year-old daughter comes up to you and says, ‘Daddy, I’m having trouble breathing.’ The fright you feel is terrible.”

Isn’t Obama, now promoting himself as the “clean air for children’s health” advocate, also the guy who voted “no” four times on the Illinois Born Alive Infant Protection Act, the opponents of which, in support of a woman’s right to choose, believe that babies born alive in botched abortions should be denied oxygen?

Either way, rather than accept responsibility for his daughter’s alleged asthma (if she even has asthma), and admit that cigarette smoking may be the culprit behind a four-year-old gasping for breath, once again Obama passed the blame from himself to an environmental scapegoat.

As for Dr. Besser, he must have forgotten to ask whether, at the time of Malia’s bronchial distress, the president was in the habit of blowing smoke rings around his daughters.

Not only that, but if we’re discussing “having trouble breathing,” maybe Dr. Besser should have pointed out to the president that America is terribly frightened, too, because for six years straight he’s been choking the nation to death with policies that make being asphyxiated by Los Angeles pollution seem like a breath of fresh air.

What is Malia Obama Getting for Her 4th of July Birthday?

article-2355977-14E1441D000005DC-93_634x439-300x207Originally posted at The Blacksphere

Regardless of our political disagreements with Michelle and Barack Obama, it’s hard to deny that the couple have been blessed with two adorable daughters, Malia who just turned 15-years-old, and Sasha who turned 12-years-old a few weeks back.

Malia turned 15 on the 4th of July, and she’s turning out to be a lovely young woman who carries herself with quiet grace and aplomb.

Happy Birthday Malia!

There is one thing though. When most Americans look at Miss Malia and feisty little Sasha, what they see are two fresh-faced innocents.  These girls are young maidens with the world at their fingertips and life’s joys before them as they grow before the nation’s eyes from little girls into women.

Barack Obama, their father, and their mother Michelle, likely view their daughters the same way – virginal, precious, and unscathed.

However, the sad truth is that American girls are not extended the same courtesy from the President and First Lady.

Instead, 12 and 15-year-olds are viewed by the left as sex-crazed animals in need of publicly funded sex education, government gifts of contraception, and, if need be, surreptitious transportation to abortion clinics where invasive procedures are administered on them, paid for with taxpayer monies, without parental consent.

This 4th of July Malia will have a birthday party and probably enjoy a giant slice of buttercream-iced cake decorated with pastel-colored flowers that symbolize her sweetness and purity.  Along side that sugary confection will be a pile of brightly wrapped presents that hopefully will bring Obama’s oldest daughter much joy.

big a shame it would be if Malia’s parents gifted her instead with a year’s supply of Plan B, and a cell phone with a speed dial that connects directly to the nearest ‘mistake-proof’ Planned Parenthood clinic – just in case.  To even think such a thing about the President’s sweet girl is, quite frankly, crude and unseemly.

That’s why, this year, on Malia Obama’s birthday the nation is requesting that Mr. and Mrs. Obama extend to our preteen and teenage daughters the same respect and dignity we believe is rightly due Sasha and Malia.

 

Happy Birthday Sasha! Dad Lifted Age Restrictions on Plan B

big-e1370999513551Originally posted at The Blacksphere

Michelle skipped the Xi Jinping visit because she’s such a dedicated mom that she chose instead to stay home with her young daughters to close out the school year and to celebrate Sasha’s 12th birthday.

Barack’s a dedicated dad too, because just in time for Sasha’s coming of age the president agreed to lift the age limit on abortion pills, making it possible for girls Sasha and Malia’s age to buy abortifacients if the need arises.

The morning-after pill, previously only available without a prescription to women 17 and older, has been the subject of a court ruling demanding that Plan B be sold to all females, without proof of age or point-of-sale restrictions. That’s right, over-the-counter abortion pills for even girls who are victims of statutory rape!

In April US district Judge Edward Korman said the US Food and Drug Administration’s decision to put age limits on sales had been “arbitrary, capricious and unreasonable.”

Before the 2012 election, Barack Obama supported age restrictions on the sale of emergency contraception and even invoked his daughters in citing the reasons why he thought removing age limits was a problem.  But that was then, this is now.

President Obama, bastion of personal conviction, is clearly a man hostile toward social conservatives, anxious to undermine the authority of parents, and always willing to end the lives of the unborn “miracles,” which must be why he changed his mind.

An ecstatic Annie Tummino, coordinator of National Women’s Liberation, believes “Women cannot be on equal footing with men if we can’t decide when and if we will bear a child.”  In other words, if women want to be on equal footing with men, they need to be able to kill their children.

After hearing the news that Obama’s all for underage abortion, activist Annie proclaimed with unspeakable joy:

This decision by the administration affirms what feminists have been fighting for all along: the morning-after pill should be available to females of all ages, on the shelf at any convenience store, just like aspirin or condoms.

Now on Aisle 11: Over-the-counter abortion pills, glittery nail polish, and bubble gum-flavored lip gloss!

We all know the Obama administration has always been emergency-contraceptive-committed.  So it’s nice to know that if Obama is in California strolling Rancho Mirage with Xi Jinping, and Michelle is off Mom dancing with Jimmy Fallon, at least if the Secret Service drops the first daughters off at CVS to buy some Plan B One-Step, they won’t need documentation of any kind.

Good to know – because if Obama’s little girls make a “mistake,” even if Mom and Dad are off seizing parental control from other Americans, neither one of them would want their precious underage daughters to be “punished with a baby.”

Obama presser: holding other people’s feet to the fire – American Thinker – May 29, 2010

Originally posted at American Thinker blog

President Obama’s transparency was on display during a long overdue press conference to address the Gulf Coast oil spill.  In fact, so on display, that Barack invited the nation into the Obama home to observe morning routines and listen in on private father-daughter sharing sessions.

Obama, although a stickler for transparency, oftentimes refuses to take questions.  However, yesterday the President came to the East Room “angry and frustrated,” ready to address the situation in the Gulf with full disclosure and accessibility, as well as share intimate grooming conversations he has with daughter Malia.

At the start of the press conference Obama exhibited the strength of leadership that comes from a President adept at holding other people’s feet to the fire for things like natural disasters and unfortunate accidents. Obama emphatically stated, “BP is responsible for this horrific disaster, and we will hold them fully accountable on behalf of the United States as well as the people and communities victimized by this tragedy.”

Obama’s pre-question statements addressed government involvement, technicalities, responsibility, environmental ramifications and global cooperation.

Then the President got to the meat of the matter and spoke on behalf of Americans vacationing. Preparing for a fun Memorial Day weekend in Chicago himself, Obama encouraged beachcombers to hit the sand despite the six-mile wide, potentially toxic plume snaking toward the coastline.

The President reminded Americans to not let anything stand in the way of bi-weekly vacations.

Heading north to Chicago for an extended weekend, Obama said, “Americans could help by continuing to visit the communities and beaches of the Gulf Coast… except for three beaches in Louisiana, all of the Gulf’s beaches are open. They are safe and they are clean.”

So far, Obama has not walked on or parted the water, at least not publicly. However, the president did propose steps ensuring, “a catastrophe like this never happens again.”  Instead of promoting onshore drilling, which doesn’t leak into water and cause environmental mayhem, the president chose to not let this crisis go to waste and instead proposed further government regulation through tragedy exploitation.

Obama also pitched clean energy and tweaked Sarah Palin by demeaning the motto, “Drill baby drill.”

The President openly and transparently answered all kinds of questions, except those having to do with Rep. Joe Sestak (D-Pa).  Sestak accused the White House of attempting to bribe him with a job in the Obama administration in return for dropping out of a Pennsylvania Democratic senate primary.

Then, in an effort to add a sense of poignancy to the gravity of the oil spill the President invited America into the White House family residence. America caught a glimpse into a steamy mirror where historic greatness, adorned in a white T-shirt, lathers his face with shaving cream.

Carrying the weight of an environmental disaster on her young shoulders, supposedly little Malia knocked softly and poked her head through Papa’s bathroom door.  Malia asked her father as he, this one time, lifted his chin to shave under his neck and said, “Did you plug the hole yet Daddy?”

Obama shared the story to stress the point that even children recognize the Gulf Coast oil spill is  “fouling the earth.” Then Barry further enforced Malia’s sentiments with off-the-cuff personal impressions gleaned from being “Hawaii raised,” which gave insight into Obama’s past and raises a whole host of questions Barack Obama would rather avoid.

A Jolly Jennings Christmas

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Kevin Jennings being named Safe School Czar is as ridiculous as appointing Lindsay Lohan to the position of anti-Drug Abuse Czar, or Tiger Woods Marriage Fidelity Czar.

President Obama’s “safe schools czar” is a former schoolteacher who has advocated promoting homosexuality in schools, written about his past drug abuse, expressed his contempt for religion and detailed an incident in which he did not report a [sixteen year old] student who told him he was having sex with older men.

Perpetually concerned about “inclusiveness,” Obama appointed a “Safe School Czar” whose greatest accomplishment is the founding of GLSEN The Gay, Lesbian and Straight Education Network. GLSEN’s mission statement says the organization “strives to assure that each member of every school community is valued and respected regardless of sexual orientation or gender identity/expression.”

Eradicating Christianity from the school community, while encouraging homosexuality in children has become an urgent priority in America today—homosexual cultivation even trumps being able to make change for a five-dollar bill, knowing U2 is a rock band not a molecule, and being able to write a coherent sentence.

Above all homosexual sensitivity, cultivation and promotion has taken precedence along with stamping out any hint of religion in the public school system.  In fact, students have been suspended for “Oh, no…not that,” praying! In 2007 a dozen Russian students were transported back to Soviet Union-style restrictions when they were suspended for praying at school. “Ten in the group were suspended for ten days while two received one-day, in-school suspensions for holding a morning prayer meeting.”

Maybe if Jennings were the “Safe School” czar in 2007 he would have come to the defense of the criminal Russian prayer partners.  But then again maybe not, Jennings speaks with open derision about his own religious upbringing and would likely view those who pray as part of the homosexual bullying problem saying,

What had [God] done for me, other than make me feel shame and guilt? Squat. Screw you, buddy — I don’t need you around anymore, I decided. The Baptist Church had left me only a legacy of self-hatred, shame, and disappointment, and I wanted no more of it or its Father. The long erosion of my faith was now complete, and I, for many years, reacted violently to anyone who professed any kind of religion. Decades passed before I opened a Bible again.

After the fact, Jennings said his comments were made during “low point” in his life (lower than what?).  Jennings says he now considers himself a “religious” person. Kind of like Obama-type religion, where pseudo Christian faith is nurtured by a racist, anti-Semite like the Reverend Jeremiah Wright?  After attending Trinity United Church of Christ for two decades, Barack Hussein expects America to believe he never once heard a hateful word spill from the lips of Wright who, Obama says he, views as a “father.”  Is that the kind of religious rebirth Jennings experienced?

Jennings claims to have recently returned to religion and sits on the board of the ultra-liberal Union Theological Seminary, which describes itself as “progressive and evangelical,” which is scary at best.

Do praying students have a friend in Safe School Czar Jennings?  Would he insure the safety of the iniquitous students in Washington State who were refused the right to launch a Bible study at Kentridge High School because, “students would have to pledge to Jesus Christ to vote in the club and that allowing the club in would bring religion into the school.” With Jennings in charge we know schools are “safe” if you are sexually conflicted, but are they equally risk-free if you are “openly Christian?”

Would Kevin Jennings be as committed to defend the right to “pledge to Jesus Christ” as he is to Boy Meets Boy being included on the GLSEN 7-12 reading list?

This holiday, in an attempt to make Christmas more welcoming to all Americans, the Obama’s did not intend to put the manger scene on display. Barack Obama obviously supports and agrees with the Czar’s views on safe schools, as well as, Jenning’s sentiment toward God, which says, “Screw you, buddy — I don’t need you around anymore.”  Hope and change Obama is attempting to convince America that at Christmas nothing is more off-putting or odious than displaying, none other than, the Baby Jesus.

Obama, who appointed the GLSEN founder, felt displaying a crèche undermined the inclusiveness of the holiday season and that keeping “Christ in Christmas” fosters a message of hostile discrimination. Fortunately, tradition won out this year and in spite of Obama’s first preference the crèche is in its usual East Room spot. Yet, if Obama had his way at the White House, gays would be beckoned out of the closet, while the Nativity would remain closeted with the Christmas tree in the attic.

So, in a spirit of inclusiveness, non-discrimination and to show solidarity with a controversial “Safe School Czar,” Obama can shield Malia and Sasha from the detrimental influence of the crèche at the White House by sending the girls to spend the holiday with Jolly Jennings or as the GLSEN kids call him, “Uncle Kenny.”

Over the Christmas break the Obama daughters can work their way down an age appropriate GLSEN reading list. Jennings can introduce Malia and Sasha to some friends and work with the young ladies to come up with creative ways to address students planning on launching treacherous, unauthorized Bible studies at the school they attend.  Kevin, having a religious background, can teach the girls how to recognize “Christian” signs like WWJD bracelets, pocket Bibles and students in the cafeteria bowing their head before eating Tater Tots .

Uncle Kenny can use the respite to recruit the first daughters to sponsor Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual and Transgender (LGBT) History Month at Sidwell Friends School and get in touch with any latent sexual conflicts they may be struggling with. And for added fun, Jolly Jennings can ask David Hasselhoff to take the girls for a drive to meet up with bi-sexual, soul sisters Fergie and Lady Gaga for an afternoon of clothes shopping.

With Obama in the White House and Kevin Jennings watching over and guiding America’s children “It’s a jolly Jennings Christmas,” where everyone is welcome to the holiday party except Jesus and the rebellious kids who insist on believing in Him.

UPDATE:  Uncle Kenny suggests books to give as gifts to children.

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