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HILLARY ON THE CAMPAIGN TRAIL! Scooby-Dum Visits Chipotle Grill in the Scooby-Doo-Doo Mobile

scooby-300x180Originally posted at CLASH Daily

Hillary Clinton has recommenced in her desperate attempt to claw her way from Chappaqua, New York all the back to the White House.

As part of the effort, Mrs. Clinton is now traveling around in a van roomy enough to fit Secret Service agents, personal assistants, all her pantsuits, and almost all the stuff that she and Bill stole from the White House when they left in 2001.

Hillary’s personal aide, Huma Mahmood Abedin, is also traveling with former first lady. Huma is so dedicated to the cause that she left her husband Anthony and toddler son Jordan Zain behind and is riding together with Mrs. Clinton in the now famous Scooby-Doo.

Meanwhile, one can’t help but wonder whether an unparented Anthony is doing some tooling around town himself, hawking his wares out of the back seat of his very own Weinermobile.

Speaking of missing husbands, where’s Bill? Hopefully he’s not lunching on “Orgy Island” with pal Jeffrey Epstein.

Either way, wieners or no wieners, “Lolita Express” or no “Lolita Express,” Hillary must have decided now is as good a time as any to show her support for undocumented workers. And, in order to do so, she made a pit stop for lunch at an establishment notorious for hiring illegal staff.

Shortly after arriving in the Buckeye state, Mrs. Clinton slid out of the back seat of the $60,000, taxpayer-funded Scooby-Doo van and ventured – pink pantsuit, movie star Ray-Bans, Blackberry, and all – into a Chipotle Grill to address her hankering for amnesty-friendly Mexican food.

Now for those watching, that was impressive.

After all, Hillary, who hosted a $3 million wedding for her future White House advisor/daughter Chelsea, and who fancies herself a “champion” of “everyday” people, could have easily dispatched one of her minions – er, I mean assistants – to fetch her a “chicken burrito bowl, a chicken salad, a Blackberry Izze drink, and a soda” as well as an extra side order of Omega-3-laden guacamole.

But humble public servant that she is, Hillary Clinton did not.

Instead, after working up an appetite out-gassing a pack of salivating media types who were seen chasing her van on foot, Ms. Hillary must have felt that Ohio was as good a state as any to prove to America that ordering a 1,654 calorie lunch is another common folk task that, if need be, she can handle all by herself.

So there you have it. On the first “Scooby dooby dum dum” day of Hillary Clinton’s cartoonish campaign, the big news is that one of the most egocentric, haughty politicians on the planet actually ordered her own lunch.

Hillary stepped out of the van, walked all by herself into the cafeteria-style haven for illegal workers, and ordered up a steaming bowl of beany burrito fixings that was likely responsible for most of the methane emissions emanating from the tailpipe of what should henceforth and in perpetuity be referred to as Hillary Clinton’s Scooby-Doo-Doo mobile.

BILL CLINTON: Friend of Pedophiles

clinton-liel-peres-partyOriginally posted at Clash Daily

Bill Clinton has been named in a lawsuit against a onetime billionaire “Friend of Bill” named Jeffrey Epstein. That means there may be another vast right wing conspiracy afoot. Accused by over 40 women of being a sexual predator, American financier Mr. Epstein is a man who, in a way similar to Bill Clinton’s weakness for White House interns, has a weakness for female jailbait.

Before Epstein admitted and was convicted of pedophilia and, thanks to his political connections, sent to jail for only 13 months, Clinton, who probably only has an affinity for the juicy fruit native to the Virgin Islands, was a frequent guest at the Caribbean playground.

No one is accusing Bill of participating in the “regular” orgies that were held at the ex-billionaire’s Caribbean compound. And even though flight records show that the former president visited Epstein’s private island, Little St. James, between 2002 and 2005, two or 20 or 200 times, that doesn’t mean the supporter of the Children’s Health Fund was doing anything untoward with the little ones on the private compound.

Humanitarian that he is, Slick Willy was probably in the Caribbean raising money for charity and sipping Cruzan Rum. Or maybe Bill was on a mission hoping to encourage his good pal to seek out age appropriate women as sex partners.

In addition to Bill Clinton, Epstein was also chummy with former Governor Eliot “Black Socks” Spitzer and Prince Andrew, the latter of whom recently was also accused of underage sexual abuse. British royal Prince Andrew even stayed at the ex-con’s New York City mansion months after Epstein was released from jail in 2010.

The lawsuit claims that in the early 2000s, while working on his philanthropic endeavors and while a distracted Hillary the Carpetbagger was busy clawing her way to the top of the New York State political heap, hubby was off consorting with a pervert who hosted orgies featuring young girls who were shipped to the island to service older men.

Epstein was investigated and ultimately convicted after a woman reported that the former billionaire paid her 14-year-old daughter $300 for a massage and sex. According to the women, Epstein hosted orgies attended by two young girls from New York and a least one young girl the suit identifies as Jane Doe 102 who allegedly was being kept there unwillingly.

It was reported in the National Enquirer that Jane Doe 102 was forced to live as one of Epstein’s underage sex slaves for years and had sex under duress with “politicians, businessmen, royalty, academicians, etc.”

According to the lawsuit, when Epstein was busted in 2008 for diddling around with underage prostitutes, Bill dropped him like a chewed-on cigar butt.

Far be it from anyone, let alone a Clinton fan like myself, to imply that the beret-and-blue dress connoisseur visiting Little St. James was one of the politicians serviced by a youthful sex slave. And anyone that would even suggest such a thing would likely be part of the same “vast right wing conspiracy” that Hillary says has been dogging Bill Clinton ever since his brilliance and charisma burst unto the political scene 30-something years ago.

Accusations of teenage prostitution aside, the lawsuit does reveal that Bill did have a grownup female friend who photographed young girls in sexually explicit positions. That friend provided Jeffrey Epstein with those photos as a kind of shopping list. In fact, Clinton was so friendly with this particular shutterbug that she took an afternoon off from distributing child porn to attend Chelsea Clinton’s $6 million 2010 wedding.

Still, there’s no proof of Bill Clinton’s guilt. However, as past history has proven, the likelihood of the ex-president visiting the Caribbean sex island and choosing not to participate in the festivities is about as probable as a cigar aficionado visiting the Gurkha $1,000 cigar factory in Miami and taking a pass on the hand-rolled stogies.

Nonetheless, just because he poses with prostitutes from the Nevada Bunny Ranch doesn’t mean Slick Willy would venture into the dark netherworld of pedophilia by having sex with underage girls against their will.

As for Hillary, in the run-up to 2016 a sex scandal comes at a very bad time. How will Hillary accuse Republicans of not doing enough for the children if her husband is suspected of statutory rape? That’s why only time will tell whether Bill Clinton’s affiliation with a pedophile will impact his chances to park his humidor back in the White House.

In the meantime, if Bill Clinton finds himself in another sexual pickle, so to speak, he can always wiggle his way out by reminding his accusers that when it comes to these tawdry, illegal accusations, “it depends on what the meaning of the word ‘pedophile’ is.” If that doesn’t work, irreverent liberal comedian Bill Maher can always deflect on Hillary and Bill’s behalf by placing added emphasis on Catholic priests molesting little boys.

Still, whether the man with the unquenchable libido had sex with little girls or not, what is undeniable is his friendship with an admitted pedophile and his time spent cavorting at the scene of the crime. Not to worry though, because when confronted with the topic of underage sex slaves, all Charlotte Clinton Mezvinsky’s totally believable grandpa has to do to clear his name is swear that he “did not have sexual relations with that 15-year-old girl.”

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