The Border Busting Right to Citizenship

Originally posted at The Blacksphere Former Secretary of Homeland Security and Border Czar, Janet Napolitano, is on her way to Sochi with Billie Jean King. Supposedly Janet has earned the right to lead a group of American delegates to Russia to irritate Vladimir Putin, who would rather people of her purported ilk skip the Winter Games altogether. […]

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Sexy Snails and Other Federally Funded Priorities

However, what that study forgot to mention was, that although a significant relationship could start with a “spark” between two people across a room, “friends with benefits” could end up sharing antibiotics when they join the 110,197,000 STD sufferers (1 in 3) presently falling madly in love across America.

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Seizing Hairdryers and Emancipating Aliens

The truth is, the illegal immigration issue is not so cut and dried, because although it was easy to walk 2,000 guns across the border, it would be impossible to walk 2,000 immigrants back across the border in the same direction from whence came “Fast and Furious” gun walkers.

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‘Dangerous Hairdryers’ and Self-protective Cutting Shears

Big Sis on the job protecting Americans from the real border threats: 13,000 “unsafe hair dryers.”

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Headless in Houston

Originally posted at DC Caller South of the Border, drug cartels and gangs are revisiting the ancient Mayan art of beheading. It is likely the recent uptick in Mexican beheadings is largely the work of Los Zetas, a brutal drug cartel, founded by “31 elite army counter-narcotics commandos who defected to work as enforcers for […]

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Motown Trumps the Border

Regardless of what is going on at the border, the last thing Barack Obama needs is party-time being overshadowed by tragedy, or a PBS telecast interrupted by the disturbing image of a US federal agent’s flag-covered coffin in a funeral cortege making its way to a Brownsville, Texas cemetery.

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