‘Climate Change’: Pres. Flat-Wrong Scolds the ‘Flat-Earth Society’

Meanwhile, back at Georgetown, Jabber Jaws single-handedly added to the rising temperature of the planet in real time by doing what he does best, spewing megatons of hot air and proclaiming that “[t]he planet is warming [and] human activity is contributing to it.”

Sexy Snails and Other Federally Funded Priorities

However, what that study forgot to mention was, that although a significant relationship could start with a “spark” between two people across a room, “friends with benefits” could end up sharing antibiotics when they join the 110,197,000 STD sufferers (1 in 3) presently falling madly in love across America.

Figuring out the Fluke Fracas

Almost a week after Sandra Fluke supposedly spoke on behalf of sexually active Catholic schoolgirls everywhere, there has been a lot of discussion over the content of the third-year Georgetown Law School student’s comments.  Also in question is the motive behind her appearance as well as whether the right’s reaction …

Sandra Fluke’s New Telephone Buddy

The truth is finally out – when not apologizing to radical Muslims, Barack Obama spends some of his down time making telephone calls to sexually promiscuous females. Sandra Fluke, a third-year law student at Jesuit Georgetown University and past president of Georgetown Law Students for Reproductive Justice, due to time …