Michelle ‘Fried Fat Cakes’ Obama is now monitoring frying pans, deep fryers, turkey fryers, and commercial fryers in both schools and churches. It appears the quest to do away with ‘food desserts’ has given way to ‘no-fry zones.’ After all, it takes a woman who really enjoys fried onion rings to make sure that no one else does.
Unlike his wife, the President avoids fried Twinkies at state fairs, but he has been known to enjoy a corndog or two on occasion. Although the President also steers clear of racist Whole Foods organic chicken, he has openly indulged in non-racist fried chicken., not to mention Indonesian fried ‘rintek wuuk,’ and much like Michelle has been caught tucking into piles of crispy French fries.
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