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Can We Solve the Muslim Terrorist Problem with Jewelry Design Jobs for ISIS?

isis-string-bombsOriginally posted at CLASH Daily

America is well aware that ISIS, if not in our midst already, is on the way. When the Islamic radicals arrive, the group plans to infiltrate our malls, schools, and houses of worship.

Yet the president doesn’t seem worried. As the refugee crisis heats up Obama is busy attending state dinners, flashing the peace sign at nuclear conferences, hanging out with Beyoncé and Jay-Z at White House Easter egg rolls, criticizing Trump and Cruz, and punishing cable companies for cornering the market on black set-up boxes.

In other words, Barack Obama is blasé about ISIS’s promise to gain entry into the U.S. by mingling in with the Syrian refugees the president plans to resettle in America.

It was back in 2015 when U.S State. Department SPOX Marie Harf told MSNBC’s “Hardball” host Chris Mathews that if the Islamic JV team were part of a jobs program they would feel useful, keep occupied, and pose less of a threat.

With jobs in mind, maybe the president is unperturbed because when his special guests step off the military cargo planes he sent to pick them up, he has plans to provide them with jobs.

A career for ISIS is not an unusual concept because the insurgents will “do jobs Americans won’t do”, and have proven very proficient with sharp objects.

So, after ISIS unpacks and settles in, Obama can start with giving them job applications to work in either butcher or barber shops. For those adept with scalpels, and lugging biohazard bags to the incinerator, there are wages to be made at abortion clinics.

If a guy is a bearded burly sojourner with experience in multipurposing trees, the logging industry is always hiring lumberjacks.

As luck would have it, there’s a coroner shortage.

ISIS enjoys gore, they have sawn-off and handled thousands of body parts, and have dug many a “shovel ready” grave. That’s why when it comes to tasks that involve blood, guts, and rotting flesh these folks are the perfect choice for transporting cadavers to the morgue.

Let’s not forget that the soldiers of the Islamic State are comfortable wearing facemasks. Facemasks scream: “Ski instructor.” Does anyone know how to say, “Vail, Telluride, and Aspen” in Arabic?

ISIS also loves working with women. So maybe Obama will ask undocumented Asian immigrants to train the men to be mani/pedi technicians, massage therapists, swimsuit photographers, and fashion designers?

ISIS even has a knack for constructing man size steel cages, so how about a job as a zookeeper?

Speaking of zoos, summer is coming, which means openings for lifeguards. And who better to make sure no one gets sucked away in the undertow than a group of guys with a ton of experience maneuvering the sun and surf?

Not only that; but think of what this group has accomplished schooling the Cubs of the Caliphate.

Let’s face it, it’s not easy to get unruly youth to march, sit up straight, and obey on command. Come the fall, Obama could mandate that nursery schools and/or public elementary schools hire the Middle Eastern militants as monitors and cafeteria personnel.

And if that doesn’t work, suicides vests can always be defused and double as uniforms for school crossing guards.

In addition to directing traffic, these fellas are simply unafraid of heights. Throwing large objects off of roofs might make ISIS appealing to skyscraper constructors, trapeze coaches, and shingle and roofing companies.

Demolition is a known ISIS forte. That’s why swinging a wrecking ball and driving a bulldozer has job potential.

ISIS has first-hand knowledge of antiquity and relics. That’s good news for museums that are constantly on the lookout for reputable security help, as well as curatorial apprentices.

Let’s not forget immolation skills.

After Obama resettles ISIS in our neighborhoods the fire starters can tackle the hot griddle at IHOP, fan the coals at local BBQ joints, and work firing up the brick ovens and monitoring mozzarella melt times in pizza joints.

After all of that, no one could argue that ISIS has an eclectic and diverse repertoire! Now we find out there’s yet another proficiency to add to the Islamic State’s extraordinary resume. In addition to drowning people in cages, crucifying Catholic priests, and burning Jordanian fighter pilots alive, ISIS designs jewelry.

ISIS’s affinity for necklace design became public when the group released a video showing an alleged Iraqi spy kneeling on the floor wearing a shiny exploding bauble. Not to worry, with gainful employment, proper guidance, directed mentoring, and one on one counseling, in time, ISIS’s desire to design ornamental bombs will go away.

Meanwhile, the man in the video was dressed in an anti-Gitmo orange outfit similar to the designer pantsuit Hillary Clinton frequently wears. But, rather than accessorizing with oversized pearls, and quite unlike a Pandora charm, the man was sporting a choker featuring a metal wire and a bomb.

After getting past seeing the device on the video detonated, and watching as the victim’s brains were blown to smithereens, one can’t help but be struck by the creative nature and unique skillset ISIS’s jewelry-making talents exhibit.

That’s why if Obama puts ISIS to work creating necklets he can place them in jobs working with artisans who specialize in hammered silver pendants.

Quite frankly, all things considered, it’s no wonder Obama is relaxed about ISIS’s impending arrival. The advent of ISIS in America will not only provide our nation with another culturally diverse group of newcomers, it will also offer an opportunity for Barack Obama to teach xenophobes and Islamaphobes to never give up on good people.

OPEN BORDERS: Is Obama Educating Child Suicide Bombers in America’s Classrooms?

Originally posted at CLASH Daily

Last year when Obama opened the border to beckon Central American children into America’s midst, those who were against seating “unaccompanied minors” in our classrooms were viewed as anti-child, mean-spirited and unloving. The question from the left was: “What are we supposed to do, turn these children away?”

For those who tend to think logically and can set aside misplaced sympathies cultivated by master manipulators to focus on reason, the primary motive of the objectors to avoid taking in these children hinges on the dual dangers posed by both disease and terrorism.

For starters, as was attested to in the receiving areas on the border, many of the “unaccompanied minors” were infected with various Third-World illnesses that Americans and more specifically American children have no immunity to. As a result, innocent schoolchildren died from an imported Enterovirus that has not been seen in America since the 1950s. Although not a politically-correct fact, according to a Virology Journal article from 2013, Enterovirus D-68 is very common in the countries from which the illegal immigrant children migrated.

And while Third World diseases are indeed a risk, what is more frightening is the potential for children with more nefarious intent, and whose ethnicity is impossible to detect, finding a way to slip over the border and into our classrooms.

Let’s face it – while Americans are busy defending the right to abort their children, in other parts of the world children are being born for the specific purpose of training them to be suicidal terrorists. Instead of thinking like a terrorist and grasping the totality of how far the Islamic State of Iraq and the Levant (ISIL) will go to export terror to the west, Americans will likely learn the hard way when little Ahmed comes to school with a backpack stuffed with something other than a Halal-approved hummus sandwich.

What’s already apparent is that right under our noses ISIL likely has training camps where adorable little boys who could easily pass as Latinos are being groomed for suicide missions. Let’s not forget that mini-Palestinian suicide bombers have become a common threat in Israel.

In Turkey, after the recent twin blasts in the capital of Ankara killed 102 civilians and injured hundreds, Turkey ramped up their anti-terror police operations against ISIL militants in the country.

Then, lo-and-behold, in the Pendik and Başakşehir district of Istanbul, after ISIL penetrated the Turkish border from Iraq and Syria, an ISIL child-training camp was discovered. Now what pray tell would 24 cute little, sweet little, giggling children be trained for in basement apartments in Istanbul?

Well, according to surveillance collected by the Istanbul Police Department Counterterrorism Unit, it seems the suspects that were arrested were using the apartments as militant training camps.

In other words, the Cubs of the Caliphate are in Turkey training to utilize or export a very innocent-looking form of terror. America had best beware that if Abdul Aziz got the chance he would gladly blow up an elementary school with something that has more bomb and less clock.

Think it’s impossible?

In Northern Syria, pubescent 14-year-old Mar Hadid Al-Muhammadi killed over 50 Kurdish militants in a suicide bombing mission. While American kids are taking selfies and figuring out ways to build self-esteem on the soccer field, in the Middle East the “Cubs of the Caliphate” are requesting martyrdom missions.

In the Iraqi town of Heet, which is 31 miles from Ramadi, mothers who refused to give their sons over to ISIS to be trained for suicide missions were torched alive with their sons.

With that kind of commitment to training “baby bombers” and a militant camp filled with suicide martyr wannabes located in an apartment building in Istanbul, how long before ISIS figures out that if they want to export an army of cherubic novices on a mission to America all they have to do is drop them on the southern border?

Imagine how the caliphate trainees giggle at the Great Satan when they learn that if you have a Muslim name and you bring a device to school that looks like a bomb you’ll get a Tweet from the president, an invite to the White House, and a scholarship to NASA space camp.

Once the pint-sized ISIS fighters are picked up by the benevolent border patrol, they will be ferried into a public school classroom where bringing a clock-bomb to school is easier than smuggling in a box of evil Oreos.

Obama leaves the border open and embraces refugees from war-torn areas where ISIS is burning, butchering, and crucifying as a form of recruitment motivation. Meanwhile, the ultimate goal for ISIS is to first infiltrate Europe and then gain access to the US, which is the ultimate prize.

Once here, as liberals continue to chide the wary and educators teach our children about diversity and to accept all cultures, sitting alongside little Ashley learning Common Core mathematics may be a militant “newcomer” whose sole purpose in life is to be martyred for Allah.

Are ‘The Cubs of the Caliphate’ Headed for America’s Classrooms?

347Originally posted at American Thinker

President Obama defends the right of American women to abort their children and thus far has refused to denounce Planned Parenthood using “less crunchy” techniques to harvest baby body parts to help pay for Lamborghinis.  And yet, approximately 7,000 miles away, members of the Islamic State would rather not abort their sons and daughters.  No, instead ISIS chooses to raise up an army of lethal combatants its members refer to as “Cubs of the Caliphate.”

In a video recently released by ISIS’s media wing in Iraq entitled “The Cubs of Dijla,” young members of the caliphate army dressed in military fatigues recite verses from the Quran.  Boys as young as three years old look directly into the camera and issue fair warning to the Islamic state’s enemies that pint-sized death and destruction are headed their way.

One cherub-faced little one asks the question: “Where are the martyrs?  Where are the suicide attackers?”  Then the same lad, who should be playing soccer, not shooting rifles, before firing a gun that’s taller than he is, says, “Give me my weapon.”

While America disarms our military and our complacent president all but ignores five soldiers being gunned down by an terrorist here in the U.S., the approximately 10-minute propaganda clip released by ISIS features young cubs training with rifles and sitting in a classroom being indoctrinated with sharia law.

ISIS is shrewd, and undoubtedly determined to get suicide bombers into the U.S.  Therefore, in addition to learning AK-47 marksmanship, how to pack a sandwich-sized bomb into a Ninja Turtle backpack, and how to decapitate with a plastic picnic knife, there’s a good chance the cherubic cubs being trained in Syria and Iraq – who could easily double for Central American refugees – are also learning how to speak Spanish.

Talk about schooling!

Back home in America, besides implicitly supporting the abortion of children and the harvest of baby body parts, having his arm twisted for a whole week before finally lowering the flag at the White House in honor of the five soldiers murdered in a terrorist attack, ignoring illegal felons shooting bystanders in the back with stolen guns, and tweeting kudos to Caitlyn Jenner, Barack Obama is doubling down on throwing the door wide open for the young ISIS cubs depicted in the video to practice what they learn in school right here in America.

According to the U.S. Border Patrol, between October 2014 and March 2015, 15,647 unaccompanied children attempted to enter the country illegally.  Last summer, more than 30,000 unaccompanied children were processed out of federal facilities and into the United States to live with sponsors, many of whom are illegal, too.  Thousands of little angelic-looking boys and girls came to America as refugees, not all of whom were Spanish-speaking.

Many of these mini-migrants were then placed into classrooms with our children all around the nation.

All ISIS would have to do is transport an adorable Cub of Dijla to the U.S.-Mexican border.  Little Abisali can then cross over into the arms of an Islamic extremist sponsor who may or may not be legal, and with the help of the same administration that is fine with aborting 4,000 babies a day, Abisali will end up in a classroom sitting next to Dylan and Cheyenne.

Either that, or after learning how to speak Spanish, Abisali could just pretend to be a refugee named Guillermo from Guatemala.

Whichever – as the school year commences, besides worrying about the threat of Latin-American-imported Enterovirus D-68 paralyzing dozens and causing more fatalities, as chilling a thought as it might be, with the help of the Obama administration, American children could be getting a public-school education with a child soldier/aspiring suicide-bomber who is hell-bent on entering paradise a martyr.

Over in Dijla, Iraq, school-age children are being groomed to shoot, behead, and, as long as they take a few infidels with them, blow themselves up for Allah.  Meanwhile, here in America, our president is practically begging for ISIS to export their adorable Allah-obsessed kiddies.  And after these loveable little jihadis meander over the southern border into our classrooms, American youngsters who somehow managed to evade having their aborted livers sold by Planned Parenthood will now be at risk for schoolyard executions carried out by their new playmates.

So the next time Barack Obama uses the words “children” and “urgent humanitarian situation” in the same sentence, keep in mind that, among the hordes he’s beckoning over the border, there could be a few “Cubs of the Caliphate,” who, after beheading Syrian soldiers, managed to master Spanish.

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