Originally posted at CLASH Daily
In 2008, Fox News reporter Megyn Kelly began showing up regularly on Special Report with Brit Hume, Kellyâ€™s Court and Weekend Live. From there, Megyn moved up to hosting All American New Year specials, sharing legal insights with Bill Oâ€™Reilly, and co-hosting Americaâ€™s Newsroom and America Live.
Then, in 2013, after positioning her oiled-up gams under a see-thru glass desk Megyn Kelly made cable news history on The Kelly File.
Unfortunately, for three years Fox viewers have been subjected to Kellyâ€™s unspoken fascination with Sly Stalloneâ€™s former girlfriend Brigitte Nielsen and her lame attempt to mimic political satirist Kennedy, both of which has made watching Megynâ€™s transformation extremely painful.
Among her many strategic career moves, â€œAmericaâ€™s most beautiful badassâ€ has appeared on the covers of More, Variety and Vanity Fair and has been known to show up on air in a seductive leather bathing suit tank top donning hair extensions that resemble a dead animal. Clearly, a legend in her own mind, Megyn occasionally even attempts to one-up focus group guru, Frank Luntz, and when not hanging out with a smitten Mark McKinnon of HBOâ€™s â€œThe Circus,â€ obnoxiously plays cutesy to the camera.
In addition to all that, Megyn Kelly is also on a one-woman mission to take out Republican presidential candidate/billionaire Donald J. Trump.
Although she proudly posed in a black silk teddy for GQ, Megyn purports to care deeply about the problem of men objectifying women. Therefore, after interviewing the Duggars, discussing her breast size with Howard Stern, and accusing Roger Ailes of sexual harassment, itâ€™s no surprise that Megyn is currently employing her lawyerly skills to portray Trump as nothing more than an oversexed fiend.
During the first primary debate, moderator Megyn began her attack by lobbing harsh accusation at the man she later also referred to as â€œVoldemortâ€ the Dark Lord of the Harry Potter series. After hearing that Megyn was going to be a moderator, Trump responded by refusing to attend the Iowa debate.
More recently, Megyn thought it was as good a time as any to continue beating on Trump by asking the Republican candidateâ€™s surrogate, Newt Gingrich, his thoughts concerning ten women accusing Donald Trump of sexual assault.
Gingrich responded by pointing out to the Fox News anchorette that she seems titillated by Trumpâ€™s alleged sexual indiscretions, and accused her of purposely ignoring verifiable crimes committed by Hillary Clinton.
Gingrich refuted Kellyâ€™s argument that Trump may be a â€˜sexual predatorâ€™ and said Kelly is an example of what Americans hate about media bias. Newt asked Megyn:
So, so itâ€™s worth 23 minutes of the three networks to cover that story, and Hillary Clinton had a secret speech in Brazil to a bank that pays her 225,000 [dollars], saying her dream is an open border where 600 million people could come to America â€” thatâ€™s not worth covering ?
â€œThat is worth covering,â€ Kelly shot back. â€œAnd we did.â€
Gingrich defied the astonished analystâ€™s denial that she has an inordinate fascination with Trump and suggested she review recent tapes of her own show. Tapes, according to Newt, that prove Kelly is â€œfascinated with sex, and â€¦[doesnâ€™t] care about public policy.â€
Clearly, uncomfortable with Newtâ€™s observation, Megyn fluttered her false eyelashes at the camera, snickered, and said, â€œMe? Really?â€
â€œWell, thatâ€™s what I get out of watching you tonight,â€ Gingrich said.
Ironically, after saying Newtâ€™s heated response to her Trump allegations â€˜spoke volumesâ€™ about him, in reaction to being accused by Newt of being â€œfascinated with sex,â€ Megynâ€™s uncomfortable eye roll instead â€˜spoke volumesâ€™ about her.
An irked Megyn responded, â€œMr. Speaker, Iâ€™m not fascinated by sex. But I am fascinated by the protection of women â€¦ and understanding what weâ€™re getting in the Oval Office â€¦and I think the American voters would like to know.â€
That was when someone smarter than Megyn really should have warned the commentator that glitzy-fly-by-night-news anchors shouldnâ€™t try to compete with Newt Gingrichâ€™s unmatched brainpower.
Newt proceeded to counter Kellyâ€™s faulty logic, saying, â€œAnd, therefore, weâ€™re going to send Bill Clinton back to the East Wing, because, after all, you are worried about sexual predators?â€
Gingrich challenged Kelly â€œto commentâ€¦on whether the Clinton ticket has a relationship to a sexual predator?â€ Megyn responded, â€œWe on The Kelly File have covered that story as well, sir.â€
â€œNo,â€ he said, â€œI just want to hear you use the wordsâ€¦â€˜Bill Clinton, sexual predator.â€™ I dare you. Say â€˜Bill Clinton, sexual predatorâ€™â€¦ Disbarred by the â€¦ Arkansas bar. Eight hundred fifty thousand dollar penalty.â€
After that exchange, Megynâ€™s overworked stylist was probably praying pancake makeup and lopsided hair extensions could withstand being banished to the woodshed.
Even still, Kelly refused to say Bill Clinton and â€˜sexual predatorâ€™ in the same sentence, proving Gingrichâ€™s point that thereâ€™s a double standard.
Instead, Megyn stressed, â€œweâ€™ve covered the examples of him being accused as well, but heâ€™s not on the ticket. And the polls also show that the American public is less interested.â€
The smack down continued with Gingrich forewarning that Bill and his cigar would be skulking around the East Wing, to which Megyn replied that the American public is less concerned with Hillaryâ€™s husband than they are the â€œdeeds of the man who asks us to make him president, Donald Trump.â€
That was when Newt really should have pointed out that Hillary hurts women by enabling the â€˜deeds of her husband,â€™ and by threatening Billâ€™s accusers, all of whom are victims of indiscretions much worse than the ones Megyn claims she is trying to expose.
Sounding more like Rachel Maddow than the foxiest fox on Fox News, Megyn Kelly ended the squabble by calling out Newt for having â€œanger issues.â€
In the end, during the primaries, Megyn Kellyâ€™s stealthy Trump career move didnâ€™t work. So, on behalf of American women, the star of The Kelly File bravely endured the threat of sexual assault at the hands of Donald Trump when she ventured to Trump Towers for a one-on-one interview.
After that self-serving endeavor failed to catapult Megyn into Barbara Walterâ€™s empty seat at ABC, rather than behave like a Bernstein and Woodward, Kelly has chosen instead to try and make a name for herself by emulating the champion of women, Anita Hill.