According to an “angry, frustrated, scared, anxious, uncertain, nervous, discouraged and shaken up” Barack Obama, Americans are “angry, frustrated, scared, anxious, uncertain, nervous, discouraged and shaken up.”
With the midterm election less than a week away, Barack has decided that Americans, critical of liberal policies, are “confused and not thinking clearly.”
Obama has assumed the diagnostic mantle and deemed the majority of the nation mentally unstable. However, voters are crystal clear that Barack’s liberal way of thinking is the factor instigating the impending political backlash, and corporately resent the haughty suggestion that rejection of liberalism is driven by instability, depression and anxiety.
By treating the American electorate like a roomful of emotional cripples, Barack is reminding Americans that a national referendum is in order to deal with Obama’s repeated demeaning innuendos, as well as his left-leaning agenda.
Barack Obama’s hubris is so stunning that the president believes any criticism of Democrat policy is indicative of a nation in need of bouncing back by “choosing hope over fear.” Translation: Mental stability is defined as choosing to agree with Obama even if you disagree, which sounds more like political schizophrenia.
Rather than playing TV psychiatrist Frasier Crane, Barack “You’re not dumb, you just missed the point entirely” Obama should be the one assessing his own performance instead of projecting personal failure onto everyone else. Unbeknownst to Dr. Barack, voters are acutely aware that national mental health will be achieved by exorcising the party in power and hamstringing the President’s effort to transform America into a European facsimile.
Moreover, Obama should address his own sociopathic tendencies as an individual who refuses to accept blame for anything, including America’s rejection of an aggressive socialistic agenda. By contending that “Americans would be more supportive of [his] policies…if they weren’t fettered by [GOP-stoked] anxiety,” Obama calls attention to a fragile presidential psyche in dire need of professional attention.
Yet the President continues to soothe his battered ego by fostering the fantasy that “part of the reason that … politics seems so tough right now, and facts and science and argument does not seem to be winning the day … is because we’re hard-wired not to always think clearly when we’re scared.” All of which are viable concepts applicable to a president intimidated by the reality that the American public rejects everything he stands for.
Barack forcibly laid America prostrate on a psychiatrist’s couch, declaring “There’s a lot of anger and there’s a lot of frustration and a lot of fear across the country.” The President maintains that the “question is going to be whether once again hope overcomes fear… because what the other side has decided is that they’re going to ride fear and anxiety all the way to the ballot box.”
Maybe Obama should counsel with Harry Reid, who is in the process of plying voters with “free food” at “voter turnout events.” Harry has also decided to accept a teachers’ union bid to “offer gift cards in return for a vote for Reid.”
The soon-to-be-unseated Senate Majority leader would likely argue that he is merely concerned with providing for the nutritional needs of Nevada voters, as well as bestowing on cash-strapped individuals the ability to shop.
On the other hand, Obama is concerned with the nation’s mental health. If Barry really believes fear and anxiety is the only obstacle to Democrats maintaining power in the mid-term election, America’s health care reform president should follow Harry Reid’s lead and solve the problem by mandating that generous dosages of government-provided Xanax be administered to every American voter.